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Plans to Mandate Pledge of Allegiance Derailed by Obstinate Sixth Grader

KANSAS CITY, MO—The Trump Administration’s plans to mandate the Pledge of Allegiance for all public…

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Nation’s Leftists Launch “Only Satirical Leftist Magazine”

INTERNET, USA—In classic leftist style, some new kids on the block think they’re being original…

Nation’s Leftists Launch “Only Satirical Leftist Magazine”
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Nation’s Leftists Launch “Only Satirical Leftist Magazine”

Plans to Mandate Pledge of Allegiance Derailed by Obstinate Sixth Grader
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Plans to Mandate Pledge of Allegiance Derailed by Obstinate Sixth Grader

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Plans to Mandate Pledge of Allegiance Derailed by Obstinate Sixth Grader

Carolina Reaper2 months ago2 months ago12 mins

KANSAS CITY, MO—The Trump Administration’s plans to mandate the Pledge of Allegiance for all public school students were derailed last week when a sixth grader at Harry S. Truman Middle School organized a small group of students to exercise civil disobedience and protest the mandate. “We all walked to the office and told the principal…

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Nation’s Leftists Launch “Only Satirical Leftist Magazine”

Jesus Planta2 months ago2 months ago02 mins

INTERNET, USA—In classic leftist style, some new kids on the block think they’re being original by starting a new website to bash their opponents. The founding members of The Jalapeno, a rather unoriginal play on the popular liberal satire site The Onion, stated that their intention was to create a space on the Internet where…

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