INTERNET, USA—In classic leftist style, some new kids on the block think they’re being original by starting a new website to bash their opponents.
The founding members of The Jalapeno, a rather unoriginal play on the popular liberal satire site The Onion, stated that their intention was to create a space on the Internet where fellow leftists unsatisfied with their lives can get their kicks in without going out to protest.
“We really wanted a place to trash on the libs,” said one of the writers, adding that leftists face so much backlash for their opinions in places like X (formerly Twitter) that it has become increasingly difficult to use nuance or humor.
“[Liberals] really can’t handle those higher-level thinking processes. It does something to their brains, which seem hardwired for black-and-white, good-vs-evil decisions. Telling a liberal that Kamala was still bad despite being marginally better than Trump will get you nowhere. Their brains just don’t work like that.”
The future of this satire site is yet to be determined, yet those involved are confident that liberals will do the heavy lifting on spreading the word for them.